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Expectation 2: If it exists, there’s a musical of it.
PRESENTING.
MOBY DICK THE MUSICAL. And if you go to the youtube page, you can listen to all the other songs.
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Tryouts = Auditions.
“Hello my name is Kurt Hummel and I am auditioning for the role of Kicker.”
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Living in chronological order is too mainstream.
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You can sing super high at a baby and it won’t wake up.
As long as your singing about Summertime.
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That awkward moment when someone thinks “Glitter and be Gay” is a gay anthem.
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OTHERWISE SHE WILL MAKE YOU SUBMIT.
TO ENTERTAINING PEOPLE.
IT HAPPENS.
SHE KIDNAPPED ME OFF THE STREET AS A CHILD. AND KEPT ME WITH HER ALL OF MY LIFE.
Filed under unrealistic expectations C'MON GUYS SHE HAS A GUN THIS AIN'T JUST A MUSICAL ANYMORE
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Ursula: Just sign the scroll deary…
Ariel: Nah, he’s just a boy, but thanks anyways.
Ursula: …
